In a effort to continuously Bling the most up to the minute info and cyber'slang, the NoNo News Room has a breaking news story fresh from the streets.
" This coming in hot from the Easton Courthouse. In what is being heavily referred to as 'A Second Story?' in the Nono News Office, field reporters have just been sent word via email that, the "Dude who broke into HB got 32-64 months upstate."
The 'Dude',pictured below in a past Nono header, was very elusive in his catlike manners. Making sure to expose his tattoos in a effort to elude police if he was ever seen with them covered."
"This is not a small victory for Homebase owner Andrew Po, who was quoted as saying 'We Won!' as well as , 'Wooo-hoo.' Andy is happy to get back to focusing his energy on candy , skating, and running the shop. All of us here at NonoBlog are happy to hear justice being served up proppa'type."
Remember, Nono News.
"We might not have been there, but you heard it here first."
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